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Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
Cos I'm a pilot in the military
my favourite conversation topic has to be me
you haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

JET PILOT

Intro:
Hello young lady, you look quiet nice today...and I look real good
You may come a little bit closer to me
you may smeel my musk if you wish
but first of all
how rude of me

let me introduce to you myself to you
my name's pilot, I'm a pilot, that's what I do
And you can ask me a lot of questions about that if you want to, oh yeah
let me let you buy me a drink for me
cos I'm a pure pilot, like on topgun, like on TV
And the thing that you should know about me is that the first night is always for free oh yeah

chorus:
Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
Cos I'm a pilot in the military
my favourite conversation topic has to be me
you haven't really live until you've pulled 9G like me

now I was flying in formation the other day and I was number one
when two bogies came down in on me out of the sun
and I said "Im too close for missiles now I'm switching to guns" oh yeah
the other crazy bandit he rolled in on me
so I just rolled upside down and pushed some -ve G
I'm slammed on the brakes, he flew right by me, "Fox 3!!" oh yeah

chorus:
Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
and I'll tell you alll about me even if you don't care about me
Cos I'm a pilot in the military
my favourite conversation topic has to be me
you haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

Now you might drink that practicing all the time would be a real bore
because we only ever train and we never do the job that we joined for
the only fight I've been in was some kind of crazy hand-war, oh yeah
but come over to my home at I don't know like half past eight
and we'll open up a bottle of wine and we'll stay up until real late
cos I'm gonna make you watch in slow-mo everyone of my hud-tapes oh yeah

chorus:
Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
Cos I'm a pilot in the military
my favourite conversation topic has to be me
you haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

by which I mean pulling a guy who is like me not me pulling another guy cos that is gay
And I'm a pilot I don't do that kind of thing...much

so come over to my place and we'll talk the night away
and when I say talk baby I mean you'll listen, cos I've got a lot to say
and it's all about me but that's ok, oh yeah
I own shares in mirror companies and other things like brill cream
and just two minutes with me baby that's enough to make you scream
cos I'll take you to heaven and back at mach three if you know what I mean
And I don't mean the razor mach three but it'll be real close

chorus:
Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
Cos I'm a pilot in the military
my favourite conversation topic has to be me
you haven't really lived until you've pulled a guy like me

chorus:
Yeah! Cos I'm a pilot a jet pilot yeah
and when I'm in the bar I wave my hands in the air
and I'll tell you all about me even if you don't care about me
Cos I'm a pilot in the military
my favourite conversation topic has to be me
You haven't really live until you've flown at mach three...and I've done that twice